Smart Ass Footsies
Guaranteed to tickle your funny bone, these donkey slippers are exactly what you want after a long day at the office.
These lush Footsies are cozy inside and out, perfect for tired feet everywhere. Featuring an adorable donkey with glasses on the front and "Smart Ass" messaging on the back, these stylish footsies with a decorative rubber logo on the bottom will invite your feet to relax.
- In women’s sizes S, M, L, XL. Stretch-fit so your toes can wiggle.
- For inside relaxing only. Plush and warm, finished with a skid resistant rubber design on the soles, these will be your favorite house slippers.
- 100% polyester
100% polyester with decorative skid-resistant pads on the sole.
Machine wash. Tumble dry low heat.
FURNITURE AND FOOTSIES: Prolonged exposure to footsie sole may damage some leather and wood furniture furnishes.
Faceplant Dreams is a woman-owned business founded in 2008. Our luxury Bamboo products are designed in Ybor City, FL and produced in China. Faceplant meets or exceeds all standards of Oeko-Tex® 100 certification, assuring you that your beautiful loungewear is free of any harmful substances or chemical traces. We are actively committed to our local community, with a particular focus on educational support for underserved communities. We personally visit our production partners and require that they too are conscientious members of their communities.
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- SJSandra J.Verified BuyerI recommend this productHow old are you? Over 65What is your body type? BuiltWhat is your height? 5' 4"What is your usual clothing size? XXLRated 5 out of 5 stars4 months agoThey are the best. So soft and comfy. Beautifully made.
They are the best of the best. Soft, comfy, beautifully made.QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5SizingRated 0.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2ComfortRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
- GKGladys Kay M.Verified BuyerI recommend this productHow old are you? Over 65What is your body type? NormalWhat is your height? 5' 7"What is your usual clothing size? LRated 5 out of 5 stars5 months agoSuits my personality to a T
Bought my first pair on Amazon in the fall. Love them and they make me laugh. By March they were worn to rags. It was so much more fun to buy them direct from you. They came a day earlier than I expected, and it was a good thing. I absolutely could not throw out the old ones til I got my new pair 💕QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5SizingRated 0.0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2ComfortRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
- MFMichael F.Verified BuyerI recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars6 months ago5 Stars
My husband and I both wear footsies and we love them for their softness and how light they are. Most of all they are so comfortable. Our feet thank you!!!
- MRMelissa R.I recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars12 months ago5 Stars
- VCVicki C.I recommend this productRated 5 out of 5 stars1 year ago5 Stars
Amazing, comfortable and durable products. OUTSTANDING customer service.