Praise the Lard Footsies

Praise the Lard Footsies Faceplant Dreams
Praise the Lard Footsies Faceplant Dreams
Praise the Lard Footsies Faceplant Dreams
Praise the Lard Footsies Faceplant Dreams

Praise the Lard Footsies

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Praise the Lard Footsies

For faithful followers of the PIG. These cute footsies will make you happier than a pig in the mud. Featuring "Praise the Lard" messaging on the back.

  • In women’s sizes S, M, L, XL. Stretch-fit so your toes can wiggle.
  • These footsies go wonderfully with our Faceplant Bamboo® collection.
  • For inside relaxing only. Plush and warm, finished with a skid resistant rubber design on the soles, these will be your favorite house slippers.
  • 100% polyester

100% polyester with decorative skid-resistant pads on the sole.

Machine wash. Tumble dry low heat.

FURNITURE AND FOOTSIES: Prolonged exposure to footsie sole may damage some leather and wood furniture furnishes.

Faceplant Bamboo® products are designed in Ybor City, FL and produced in China. Faceplant meets or exceeds all standards of Oeko-Tex® 100 certification, an international association focused on textile safety and sustainable production. Oeko-Tex® tests for known harmful substances and chemicals as well as for acidity and color fastness. We personally visit our production partners and require that they too are conscientious members of their communities.

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Orders placed on Friday may not be processed until Monday. We are a Lounge and Leisure company. We do not work on weekends. Faceplant is not responsible for packages stolen after delivery. Standard or upgraded orders may be shipped USPS or FEDEX. PO box addresses ship USPS only. Expedited packages are shipped via FEDEX 2-Day.

  

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